crabbygenius: (nurse washu)
crabbygenius ([personal profile] crabbygenius) wrote2009-06-02 06:25 pm

Experiment 30 [text]

A and B have kindly reminded me that I should address a few interesting issues.

For starters, Is anyone interested in physics? Or perhaps knowing some basic science? I am officially teaching courses at the school to all interested parties. I would love to know how big of a class to expect so please, if anyone's interested, let me know! Feel free to ask question!
Please note: This class may be a challenge.

Second! You are all in for a treat! I've also excepted a position as nurse at the hospital. My primary job will be keeping track of records. With that in mind, will everyone please fill out this little questionnaire so we can better assist you with your medical needs?

1. What is your name?
2. What Species are you?
3. Name of place of origin?
4. Any allergies or special needs?
5. What is your age?
6. What is your gender?
7. Medical history?
9. Have you been here before?
      A. If so, how long was your stay?
      B. How long were you absent before coming back?
10. How many times have you died here?
11. Do you currently have your chip?


Please fill this out and return it in a timely manor so we can keep track of medical records !


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[identity profile] 13sugars.livejournal.com 2009-06-03 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, I don't have a vitamin deficiency! I'm the healthiest I've ever been, and really my innards aren't any different than a normal person!

[It's his blood that's the fun part]

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[identity profile] madwashu.livejournal.com 2009-06-03 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
By the way you're avoiding the question, I doubt that you are human.

How about this, I tell you what I am and then you tell me what you are. Does that sound fair?

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[identity profile] 13sugars.livejournal.com 2009-06-03 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
I never said that I was.

[There is a pause in the typing]

If that's what you would like to do.

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[identity profile] madwashu.livejournal.com 2009-06-03 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
If it will get a straight answer out of you then yes. I hope you realize that these records will only be seen by the doctors after this.


I am what most human would call an Extraterrestrial ie Alien. I wasn't born on Earth, I just happen to reside there.

Now it's your turn.

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[identity profile] 13sugars.livejournal.com 2009-06-03 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
I was wondering though if you could censor at least the age and species though. Or it could be just between you and myself.

An alien? That's something new! I've never met one before!

[Another pause. This one is much, much longer]

Crusnik.

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[identity profile] madwashu.livejournal.com 2009-06-03 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
Of course~! I'll write them down myself and add them to your file.

Well I've never met a Crusnik before so we're even! However, that still doesnt answer age. Somehow I doubt your an age that you'd be a shamed of. In fact, I can guarantee I'm probably older than you if it makes you feel any better.

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[identity profile] 13sugars.livejournal.com 2009-06-03 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you.

You think so? I have lost track of my exact age. It hasn't been terribly important to me.

I apologize, I'm only guessing. I am maybe nine hundred and fifty. Or somewhere around that.

I would prefer that no one ever know, please.

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[identity profile] madwashu.livejournal.com 2009-06-03 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
Of course, I will make sure that it's discretely added to your file.

Only 950? I have yet to meet anyone over a 1,000 here. So young! Of course... I've lost count of my exact age as well. Lets see, there was the 700 year imprisonment...and lets see... several thousands of years.. I believe the grand total was 20,000 years old give or take a few centuries.

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[identity profile] 13sugars.livejournal.com 2009-06-03 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
Twenty thousand? I didn't think anyone could ever live that long!

There is no one here over one thousand though. I can't say that I'm too surprised to hear that.


Seven hundred years imprisonment?

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[identity profile] madwashu.livejournal.com 2009-06-03 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
When you're a genius like me, life can be as long as you want it to be!

It's a long story. What it boiled down to was other scientists not appreciating my work.

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[identity profile] 13sugars.livejournal.com 2009-06-03 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
Is it typical for your species to live that long? Or did you figure out some kind of immortality agent or...?

Oh, is that what it was? I'm sorry to hear that.

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[identity profile] madwashu.livejournal.com 2009-06-03 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
Now that would be giving away my secrets.

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[identity profile] 13sugars.livejournal.com 2009-06-03 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
I guess you're right about that. Sorry!

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[identity profile] madwashu.livejournal.com 2009-06-03 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
No harm done!

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[identity profile] 13sugars.livejournal.com 2009-06-03 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
I'm glad to hear it!

I'll try not to bother you too much at the hospital too. I'm pretty sure I won't have to go in. This is for just in case.

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[identity profile] madwashu.livejournal.com 2009-06-03 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
Of course! Just remember, you're always welcome in the hospital of you need anything!

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[identity profile] 13sugars.livejournal.com 2009-06-03 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
I'll remember that! Thank you!