crabbygenius: (nurse washu)
crabbygenius ([personal profile] crabbygenius) wrote2009-06-02 06:25 pm

Experiment 30 [text]

A and B have kindly reminded me that I should address a few interesting issues.

For starters, Is anyone interested in physics? Or perhaps knowing some basic science? I am officially teaching courses at the school to all interested parties. I would love to know how big of a class to expect so please, if anyone's interested, let me know! Feel free to ask question!
Please note: This class may be a challenge.

Second! You are all in for a treat! I've also excepted a position as nurse at the hospital. My primary job will be keeping track of records. With that in mind, will everyone please fill out this little questionnaire so we can better assist you with your medical needs?

1. What is your name?
2. What Species are you?
3. Name of place of origin?
4. Any allergies or special needs?
5. What is your age?
6. What is your gender?
7. Medical history?
9. Have you been here before?
      A. If so, how long was your stay?
      B. How long were you absent before coming back?
10. How many times have you died here?
11. Do you currently have your chip?


Please fill this out and return it in a timely manor so we can keep track of medical records !


[identity profile] terran-blood.livejournal.com 2009-06-03 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
1. What is your name?
Spock

2. What Species are you?
Half Human, half Vulcan.

3. Name of place of origin?
City of Shi'Kahr on the planet Vulcan.

4. Any allergies or special needs?
Negative.

5. What is your age?
28

6. What is your gender?
Male

7. Medical history?
Nothing to report.

9. Have you been here before?
I have not.

10. How many times have you died here?
This question is illogical. One can only die once.

11. Do you currently have your chip?
Explain "chip"

[identity profile] madwashu.livejournal.com 2009-06-03 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
You will find that question 10 and 11 are pertinent for the medical records in this city the longer you stay here.

[identity profile] terran-blood.livejournal.com 2009-06-03 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
You wish for me to find these answers on my own?

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[identity profile] madwashu.livejournal.com 2009-06-03 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
Possibly. I'm tired of handing out answers to clueless people that don't know how to ask the right questions.

I could give you a long detailed answer involving all the knowledge I have gained in my six months of being here, but that really doesn't help the learning process if you have no curiosity to pursue the answer.

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[identity profile] terran-blood.livejournal.com 2009-06-03 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
I could find the answer on my own through research or ask an informed citizen. Asking over this network takes less time, which means more time for finding ways to survive.

If you are not an informed citizen, I am sure I can locate one.

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[identity profile] madwashu.livejournal.com 2009-06-03 06:19 am (UTC)(link)
Spock was it? I am Little Washu, greatest scientific genius in my universe.

I have been studying this city since I got here, attempting to determine why exactly we were taken from our home dimensions and placed here.

Edited 2009-06-03 06:21 (UTC)

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[identity profile] terran-blood.livejournal.com 2009-06-03 06:51 am (UTC)(link)
Fascinating. But yet again you avoid what should be a simple answer.

I shall surrender the point, for now, as it seems you are unwilling to cooperate. Pressing the issue is pointless.

Have you made any progress in your studies, Little Washu?

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[identity profile] madwashu.livejournal.com 2009-06-03 05:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes and No.

I have managed to narrow it down to one predominate theory.

This is some sort of social experiment and we're the lab rats.

Of course, I cannot eliminate my other theories due to lack of data.

The other theories stand as thus: They need a population to restore the city for them because they are uncapable of doing it themselves for some unknown reason.

We are test subjects for them to test new means of psychological and biological warfare.

They cannot control whatever the method is that brought us here and therefore have placed us under quarantine with out our knowledge.

However, the Scientists that brought us here hardly ever show themselves. As it stands, they are the key to figuring out exactly why we were all brought here and by what methods.

Personally I favor the Social experiment theory due to the chips and the lack of staying dead.

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[identity profile] terran-blood.livejournal.com 2009-06-03 06:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, so we do not stay dead here, hence the reason for Question 10.

Perhaps answers lie with the original inhabitants, if there were any.

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[identity profile] madwashu.livejournal.com 2009-06-03 08:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh there were some. They died. That is a fact, not a statement. We do not know what caused their death, just that there was a mass extinction in this city.

Again, the only one's that know what truely happened are our captors.